Monitoring

What the fuck is that? I mean the noun version. We have to do a monitoring. I hate the fact that my job has all these meaningless words that are taking up space in my brain that I could have used for more gratifying things, like burning them away by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Ad Gift, sustainer, cph, cab, cypher, jason k, etc.

My Family

I get along with most of them, but sometimes they really piss me off.

In-Laws

I get along with most of them, but sometimes they really piss me off.

All in the Family

Why do I feel obligated to go to family events?

Dude, WTF?!?

I had to have a 5-hour meeting yesterday to explain to my staff how important it is for them to communicate with each other. I feel like a school teacher. I'd vent more about work, but I seem to have blocked most of it out at the moment. I think it's the heroin I took earlier.

Time Out of Mind

You know you're out of time when you no longer have the time to even complain. That was me in a nutshell for the last month(help, I'm in a nutshell. how did I get in this bloody great big nutshell).

Mental Health

I've been diagnosed. I am monopolar.