Neighbors
"I have pruned more trees than you have kids or pets." That's what our neighbor said while arguing with us over the fact that we pruned the trees on our property. Not sure what the hell he meant. I have quite a few pets, but still not enough to make this have any impact. So, you've pruned more than five trees?!? Wow, you must be an expert. Such an expert that you have been appointed "pruner" for the entire town and we must listen to you. Fuck-head. How about you worry about the 600 bats living in your porch roof?
posted by Two_Common_Cents @ 1:09 PM
3 Comments:
Maybe he meant he has pruned more trees than you have pruned kids. Or pets. Do you prune your pets?
I finally realized why he was so cranky! Those branches were HIDING his eyesore of a house!!! Oh, wait...am I still supposed to be shutting up?
What happened to the purple yogurt person?
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